Marc Andreessen gave an AI agent $50,000 of bitcoin — it endorsed GOAT
Crypto traders convinced themselves that an AI agent turned $50,000 of Marc Andreessen’s bitcoin into millions through the memecoin GOAT.
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Pump.fun dev literally eats ass to pump shitcoin on livestream
There are already doubts about the legitimacy of the Pump.fun stream with some X users suggesting the ‘stripper’ is the dev’s girlfriend.
Research finds less than 0.002% of Pump.fun memecoins succeed
A devastating analysis of memecoin platform Pump.fun has found that less than 0.002% of its tokens ever sustain a $1 million market cap.
David Hirsch shuts down Pump.fun rumor after SEC exit
Former SEC enforcement chief David Hirsch told Protos that, despite reports, he won’t be joining Pump.fun as its head of trading.
Pump.fun update means memecoin devs can now livestream their ass
Clout-chasing memecoin devs are sharing nudes, suicide threats, and porn to pump.fun after the platform allowed livestreaming.
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