Marc Andreessen gave an AI agent $50,000 of bitcoin — it endorsed GOAT
Crypto traders convinced themselves that an AI agent turned $50,000 of Marc Andreessen’s bitcoin into millions through the memecoin GOAT.
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Pump.fun dev literally eats ass to pump shitcoin on livestream
There are already doubts about the legitimacy of the Pump.fun stream with some X users suggesting the ‘stripper’ is the dev’s girlfriend.
Research finds less than 0.002% of Pump.fun memecoins succeed
A devastating analysis of memecoin platform Pump.fun has found that less than 0.002% of its tokens ever sustain a $1 million market cap.
David Hirsch shuts down Pump.fun rumor after SEC exit
Former SEC enforcement chief David Hirsch told Protos that, despite reports, he won’t be joining Pump.fun as its head of trading.
Pump.fun update means memecoin devs can now livestream their ass
Clout-chasing memecoin devs are sharing nudes, suicide threats, and porn to pump.fun after the platform allowed livestreaming.
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Pump Fun’s token is crashing like a Pump Fun token—by Protos Staff
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Burwick says Solana and Jito ‘co-conspired’ in $1.5B Pump Fun fraud—by Protos Staff
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Cardano whale slams Charles Hoskinson, calls for voting revolt—by Protos Staff
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Circle claims Just A Circle’s use of CRCL ticker is brand infringement—by Protos Staff
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The global web tied to MicroStrategy’s $71B bitcoin stash—by Protos Staff
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IMF claims El Salvador isn’t buying bitcoin despite Bukele’s boasts—by Protos Staff
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Did Adam Back betray Bitcoin for a Wall Street payout?—by Protos Staff
