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The state of crypto is a million dildos who think they’re interesting

The latest cringe-inducing crypto story involves “investors” throwing green dildos onto WNBA courts to try to meme their way to relevance.

Crypto traders ‘talking to lawyers’ over Polymarket’s Zelenskyy suit bet

Disgruntled suit traders are planning legal action against Polymarket and have accused the crypto platform of market manipulation and fraud.

The controversial Volodymyr Zelenskyy market is now up for final review after UMA token holders refused to accept that he wore a suit.

A Polymarket market has erupted in a dispute over whether or not Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy wore a suit to a NATO summit.

People think gambling against Polymarket’s Jesus Christ bet is a sure win, but some theorize there’s money to be made betting on his return.