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Michael Saylor’s Spinal Tap ad says STRC is like a bank account — it isn’t

Michael Saylor is using AI slop to liken Strategy’s STRC dividends to the interest payments of regulated money market funds.

How would Michael Saylor refinance Strategy’s $8.2B debt?

Michael Saylor has so much debt that a CNBC analyst couldn’t think of one bank that would roll Strategy‘s bonds if BTC crashed 90%.

Strategy has been running X ads, trying to sell preferred shares of STRC. The campaign doesn’t seem to be doing much.

Strategy’s corporate debt recently hit a bearish milestone after MSTR dipped below the final, lowest convertibility price of $149.77.

In 2000, Strategy co-founder Michael Saylor lost $6B in one day. He lost even more yesterday, for shareholders of that same company.