The state of crypto is a million dildos who think they’re interesting
The latest cringe-inducing crypto story involves “investors” throwing green dildos onto WNBA courts to try to meme their way to relevance.
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Michael Saylor’s wealth sheds $4B as MSTR and BTC slide—by Protos Staff
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Strategy’s market cap falls below value of its bitcoin holdings—by Protos Staff
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Checking the math on Lava’s ‘millions’ in user savings—by Protos Staff
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Justin Sun’s graveyard of abandoned crypto projects—by Protos Staff
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Bybit freeze exposé highlights decentralization transparency issues—by Protos Staff
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Uniswap fee-switch: new era for DeFi or ‘a sad day for DAOs’?—by Protos Staff
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Dathon Ohm: the dev who wants to fork Bitcoin—by Protos Staff
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How Jim Chanos outplayed Michael Saylor: short MSTR, long BTC—by Protos Staff
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Strategy’s preferred shares spell out an unfortunate acronym: FCKD—by Protos Staff
