The state of crypto is a million dildos who think they’re interesting
The latest cringe-inducing crypto story involves “investors” throwing green dildos onto WNBA courts to try to meme their way to relevance.
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Jack Mallers leaves Twenty One after overseeing 91% decline—by Protos Staff
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Michael Saylor has sold $14 billion MSTR under 2.5x mNAV—by Protos Staff
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Apple overtook Nvidia as largest public company this morning—by Protos Staff
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South Korea’s stock market is officially more volatile than BTC—by Protos Staff
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Supra patched oracle on 11 other chains before $9M Hedera exploit—by Protos Staff
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These crypto chains raised $500M but generate just $360 in daily fees—by Protos Staff
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IBM just had its worst day since Black Monday—by Protos Staff
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No amount of cash can fix STRC’s trust problem—by Protos Staff
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CHART: Value of Tesla’s BTC holdings have fallen by two-thirds—by Protos Staff
